I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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