so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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