my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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