found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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