Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
These tits shall not be calmed
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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