I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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