So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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