I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize
