Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where does the pee come out of this thing
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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