Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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