I molested 6 butterflies tonight
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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