She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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