i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Let's paint friendship bongs
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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