Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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