He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
