called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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