Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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