She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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