Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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