Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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