I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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