My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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