i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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