It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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