You really coming over, don't trick.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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