billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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