Taylor Swift is so right about you.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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