i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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