she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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