She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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