I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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