that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
