You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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