I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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