Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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