Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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