UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The air was thick with penises
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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