in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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