Operation Purity has been aborted
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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