Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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