Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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