i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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