its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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