She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
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