You really coming over, don't trick.
id be glad to
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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