I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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