He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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