drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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