he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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