he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Drake has all the answers
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