One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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