whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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