I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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