seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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